張浩朱允熥 作品

第419章 開宗立派(1)(第2頁)

                
            

            

            
            
                “不是晚輩!”李景隆瞬間滿臉通紅,連忙擺手,“晚輩有個朋友!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “無中生友?”席老道壞笑,“多久了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                李景隆一愣,“什麼多久了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “這症狀多久了?”席老道橫他一眼。
                
            

            

            
            
                “我那朋友說....”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你再折溜子,滾一邊去!”席老道罵道。
                
            

            

            
            
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                “原先吧,其實挺猛的.....”
                
            

            

            
            
                “說現在!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “晚輩去年不是大病一場差點死了嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “說現在!”
                
            

            

            
            
                李景隆臊得滿臉通紅,“晚輩這....丟人那!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “這有什麼丟人的?”席老道不解,“人吃五穀雜糧的,得病有什麼稀奇的?”說著,正色道,“得病不丟人,但有了病不治,那才是丟人呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                說著,給了李景隆一個眼神,“起不來?丟人不?上去一二三,丟人不?”
                
            

            

            
            
                李景隆忙道,“晚輩可沒那麼不中用,就是.....”說著,嘆口氣,無奈道,“就是打那次病了之後,有些力不從心!”
                
            

            

            
            
                席老道啜口酒,“仔細說說!”
                
            

            

            
            
                說著,斜了李景隆一眼,“切記不可諱疾忌醫!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哎哎!”李景隆點點頭,“就是吧!就是心裡那股火呀,說不定啥時候唰的就上來了!然後急匆匆的上去....倒不至於一二三哈!可以是......”
                
            

            

            
            
                席老道吧唧著嘴,“嗯,明白!匆匆,太他媽匆匆,是不是?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “對對!”李景隆又尷尬的笑笑,“以前吧....一晚上晚輩著怎麼也能耍個三五回。可現在呢,那股火只要一下去,半點興趣都沒有....”
                
            

            

            
            
                “然後第二天早上,那股火噌的又來了!然後又....”
                
            

            

            
            
                席老道打斷他,“又他媽匆匆,太匆匆!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哎,匆匆!”李景隆低下頭,很是羞愧。
                
            

            

            
            
                “沒什麼好丟人的!男人嘛,這方面還誰也比吹牛皮!就憑你敢說出來,你就比大部分人都強!”席老道在髒兮兮的大襟上磨蹭下髒兮兮的手指。
                
            

            

            
            
                然後三根手指,搭在李景隆的脈搏上,閉目沉思。
                
            

            

            
            
                “這人呀,享福太多也是罪過!你自小就錦衣玉食榮華富貴的,別看外表精壯,其實裡面是空的!”