夏天司馬蘭 作品

第1220章 怪人夫子是賤男?


            

            
            
            
            
            
                “他不是聖人!”
                
            

            

            
            
                此時,縱橫老祖滿臉恨意:“他其實是一個很猥瑣、很好色的男人!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “是一個賤男人!”
                
            

            

            
            
                縱橫老祖銀牙暗咬的聲音清晰可聞,迴盪在房間裡:“他喜歡盯著人家大姑娘小媳婦的胸脯和腿看,一看就捨不得移眼,彷彿怎麼都看不夠?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “特別是天熱時,他就蹲在稷下學宮的大門前,盯著那些涴紗女裸露的腿流口水!”
                
            

            

            
            
                何為涴紗女?
                
            

            

            
            
                就是在河邊或者溪邊洗衣服的女子!
                
            

            

            
            
                在華夏那片時空中,曾有人為此作詩:錢塘江畔是誰家,江上女兒全勝花,吳王在時不得出,今日公然來浣紗。
                
            

            

            
            
                此刻,縱橫老祖的眼睛裡有回憶之光,心中恨意在攀升,咬著牙道:“我自認長相雖不是天姿國色,卻也身材修長勻稱......至少不比那些涴紗女差吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “可他對那些涴紗女的興趣彷彿比對我大!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “太子殿下,你說氣人不?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “氣人!”
                
            

            

            
            
                夏天恰到好處的問:“他為何對涴紗女那麼感興趣?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “因為賤啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                此刻,就見縱橫老祖雙手緊捏成拳,手背上青筋首冒:“他很無恥的對我說,他是一個多情的男人,一生不會只愛一個女人,不會為一個女人放棄其它女人,只求曾經擁有,不求天長地久!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我妥協了,允許他娶妾室!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “但他還是不娶我!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我很絕望的問他......那你準備一生都不成婚嗎?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “是!”
                
            

            

            
            
                縱橫老祖終於鬆開緊握的拳頭:“這就是他的回答!”
                
            

            

            
            
                這時,只見縱橫老祖的掌心己被指甲劃破,己在流血:“因為他覺得妻不如妾,妾不如偷,偷不如偷不著,既然偷不著才是最快樂的事,那他何必要成婚?他又何必選擇最不快樂的道路?”
                
            

            

            
            
                夏天:“......”
                
            

            

            
            
                妙啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                這解釋簡首絕妙!
                
            

            

            
            
                這一刻,夏天覺得縱橫老祖有恨怪人夫子的理由!
                
            

            

            
            
                一時間,縱橫老祖陷入了悲傷的回憶,房中很靜!
                
            

            

            
            
                終於。
                
            

            

            
            
                “咳咳咳......”
                
            

            

            
            
                夏天忍不住輕咳了幾聲,將縱橫老祖從回憶里拉出來:“他長得是何模樣?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “很普通!”